Cuckoo Clocks

ny asked:


cuckoo clock started cuckoo-ing the time, and the cuckoo went in and out, in and out; with the last cuckoo the cuckoo stopped and said in a husky voice: “So, dude where is my salary, insurance, pension plan? Do you think that I will go on getting myself hoarse all for nothing?”

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Fangs_4u asked:


The other night I was invited out for a night with “the girls.” I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, “I promise!” Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.

Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed…3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him “Midnight!” He didn’t seem pissed off at all. Whew!! Got away with that one!

Then he said, “We need a new cuckoo clock.”

When I asked him why, he said, ‘Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, “Oh shit,” cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed a

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