Is this guy cuckoo?
One night, this guy is invited out for a night with the guys. He promised his live-in girlfriend that he would be home by midnight. Well, the hours passed and the beer was going down smooth, and before he knew it, it was 2:30 a.m. Drunk as a skunk, he headed for home.
Just as he got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, he realized that she’d probably wake up, so he was quite proud of himself when he thought to cuckoo nine more times. Even in his drunken haze, he fell asleep smiling about how he had escaped a possible conflict.
The next morning, his girlfriend asked him what time he got in, and he replied very smugly: Twelve O‘clock.
She didn’t seem disturbed at all, which made the guy feel even better.
She then told him that they needed a new cuckoo clock.
Why is that, he asked?
Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, said “Oh, crap,” cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then farted.
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January 17th, 2010 at 3:24 pm
lol. funny joke. but hey stuff happens. beer
January 18th, 2010 at 4:12 pm
This is a very good giggle! Thanks, I liked that one. CJ
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January 19th, 2010 at 3:19 pm
Good one Star.
January 21st, 2010 at 9:00 pm
The alcohol intake funny story lol hes not going to watch it on the alcohol.
The alcohol intake funny story lol hes not sure if he keeps doing that some need to watch.
January 26th, 2010 at 8:22 pm
haha i like x
January 28th, 2010 at 7:14 am
haha! that dude is definitely cuckoo…and his g/f wants to replace him! haha
January 29th, 2010 at 3:47 pm
THATS HI LARIOUS
January 30th, 2010 at 11:37 am
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January 30th, 2010 at 11:11 pm
The good laugh good jobkeep up the good jobkeep up the good jokes.
February 3rd, 2010 at 10:20 am
lol…SNAP hes in trouble…lol lets end it with that