Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married!?

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The other night I was invited out for a night with “the girls.” I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, “I promise!” Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.

Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed…3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him “Midnight!” He didn’t seem pissed off at all. Whew!! Got away with that one!

Then he said, “We need a new cuckoo clock.”

When I asked him why, he said, ‘Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, “Oh shit,” cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed a

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    No Responses to “Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married!?”

    1. uselessloser24 Says:
      July 17th, 2010 at 3:32 am

      Hahaha

      LOLOL

      This really made my day

    2. Anirtak Says:
      July 19th, 2010 at 1:21 pm

      that was cute and I haven’t heard a good original joke in a while.

    3. ms01 Says:
      July 24th, 2010 at 2:45 pm

      good one very funny

    4. kimmy Says:
      July 26th, 2010 at 12:12 pm

      sounds like something i would do….

    5. Abiola RaVioli Says:
      July 28th, 2010 at 1:51 am

      Heh Heh Heh.

    6. IN_LOVE Says:
      July 31st, 2010 at 3:55 am

      Ha ha thats funny. How did you know about that? That was so long ago I figured every body would have forgotten that I did that.

    7. :)Believe ~ Love:) Says:
      August 1st, 2010 at 6:53 am

      Ha Ha Ha :)

    8. lil_vocalist Says:
      August 2nd, 2010 at 1:20 am

      THAT WAS SO CUTE! I NEEDED A GOOD LAUGH TODAY!!!!! THNX!!!!!!!!

    9. _MARTSMI_ Says:
      August 2nd, 2010 at 1:50 pm

      hahaahahahaha veeeery funny lol