anyone heard this before?
GIRLS NIGHT OUT!
The other night I was invited out for a night with “the girls.” I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, “I promise!” Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. Even when totally smashed… 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him “Midnight”.
He didn’t seem pi$$ed off at all.
Whew!! Got away with that one!
Then he said, “We need a new cuckoo clock.”
When I asked him why?, he said, “Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, “Oh crap.”, cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it’s throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.”
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July 26th, 2010 at 10:48 am
I saw something in Geraldo at large
July 29th, 2010 at 9:34 am
Great story! Ur husband gotcha!
August 1st, 2010 at 8:11 pm
No not seen that one before, it’s funny
August 5th, 2010 at 2:41 am
thats funny
August 7th, 2010 at 12:42 pm
god that so funny,well done girlfriend
August 8th, 2010 at 5:25 pm
lol caught u
August 10th, 2010 at 6:50 pm
that dang cuckoo.Stop giving him margaritas (they give him gas)
August 11th, 2010 at 2:23 pm
lolzzzzzzzz
August 13th, 2010 at 2:19 pm
It’s funny. I didn’t hear it before.
August 13th, 2010 at 10:01 pm
The mirror on the mirror on the mirror and it rang 12 times giggled and then farted then farted then farted then farted then she said because.
The cuckoo with bandaids everywhere.
The mirror on the mirror on the male version the bed sheets or have his wife told him they needed cuckoo clock to cause so bad that it has bandaids the closet door and it has bandaids everywhere.
August 15th, 2010 at 9:04 am
Omg I have never hear that one. Funny! Try this though it will have you lol also!
August 16th, 2010 at 2:56 pm
nop.. never heard it before… it’s a great joke…
August 17th, 2010 at 6:51 am
The fart in at the end really made the end really made the fart in.
The end really made the joke.
August 18th, 2010 at 5:27 pm
no i have never heard this one, its a pretty good joke.
August 21st, 2010 at 10:37 am
awww i like this 1